It's somewhere close to Colney, so not a problem for us East Herts residents
in which case I change my statement to "there are holes in the article, but nowhere near as many as there are in a Tetley teabag"*
* Other teabags are available.
He’s probably going to be a bit coy about the whole thing in the post-Barry Bennell universe, sw. It’s now a bit like being a scoutmaster or a choirmaster, a priest or a Radio 1 DJ. Everyone’s going to assume you’re a nonce even if you’re not.
Mind you, I’m certain hg is one of the non-noncey ones.