Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

[Viva Prat Vegas]

So, is HoddGooner a dib-dib-dib ?

[Sir C]

So, is HoddGooner a dib-dib-dib ?

I always assumed that Hoddgooner was short for HoddleGooner, and that Hodd is, in fact, Glenn Hoddle, who secretly supports The Arsenal, all of which explains why he never really went to town and ripped us a new one when he played against us.

I could be wrong, of course.

[Burney]

I always assumed that Hoddgooner was short for HoddleGooner, and that Hodd is, in fact, Glenn Hoddle, who secretly supports The Arsenal, all of which explains why he never really went to town and ripped us a new one when he played against us.

I could be wrong, of course.

I'm pretty sure it's Hoddesdon. Just down the road from me.

[Sir C]

I'm pretty sure it's Hoddesdon. Just down the road from me.

My theory seems more likely. But in these strange, twisted days, you just can't tell, can you?

[HoddGooner]

kerching!
Though I now live in Stanstead Abbotts (but on the Hoddesdon side of the A414)

[Burney]

kerching!
Though I now live in Stanstead Abbotts (but on the Hoddesdon side of the A414)

So near Roydon?

[Sir C]

So near Roydon?

Are you going to stalk him?

Why not just ask him out on a date?

Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?

[Ash]

Are you going to stalk him?

Why not just ask him out on a date?

Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?

I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.

[HoddGooner]

Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon

[Sir C]

Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon

You've done it now, he's going to be peering in through your curtains, tugging away at his withered old man cóck for all he's worth