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Thread: Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    We’ve got some proper wastemen in this side
    As the guy who scouted him, I should point out that the article has more holes than a teabag

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    As the guy who scouted him, I should point out that the article has more holes than a teabag
    How many holes does a teabag have?

  3. #3
    Lots and lots and lots

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    Lots and lots and lots
    Whereabouts in Hertfordshire is her storage locker? Will it lower the house prices?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Whereabouts in Hertfordshire is her storage locker? Will it lower the house prices?
    One of our players' mums lives in a storage locker in Hertfordshire? Is that what I should be understanding from this story?

    I don't even know what a storage locker is.

  6. #6
    Given that the article highlighted the fact that she was sneaking in after hours as its not allowed, I think we can safely surmise that he isn't sleeping there any more

  7. #7
    It's somewhere close to Colney, so not a problem for us East Herts residents

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    It's somewhere close to Colney, so not a problem for us East Herts residents
    Enfield innit?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    How many holes does a teabag have?
    Didn't they used to tell you in one of the Tetley ads back in the 80s? It was either 2,000 or 10,000 perforations.

  10. #10
    in which case I change my statement to "there are holes in the article, but nowhere near as many as there are in a Tetley teabag"*

    * Other teabags are available.

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