Glw away tonight. You know what that means, don't you?

[Burney]

Chips. A massive, steaming pile of chips.

I had to make chips for others last night and have none myself.

I had celeriac remoulade instead.

[Sir C]

I had to make chips for others last night and have none myself.

I had celeriac remoulade instead.

Too fat again?

[Burney]

Too fat again?

Basically, yes. Christmas and whatnot.

[Sir C]

Basically, yes. Christmas and whatnot.

Out pounding pavements? No point denying yourself food it you're not putting the miles in.

[SWv2]

Chips. A massive, steaming pile of chips.

Masturbating with the aid of an anglerfish I hope.

Thought knowing you it would have to be a lobster or turbot.

[Sir C]

Masturbating with the aid of an anglerfish I hope.

Thought knowing you it would have to be a lobster or turbot.

There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?

[SWv2]

There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?

I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.

[IUFG]

I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.

Will alcohol be involved, sw?
It is a Friday night after all.

[SWv2]

Will alcohol be involved, sw?
It is a Friday night after all.

Not before the game as I am taking the 10 year old.

I wouldn't be going into any bars in Tallaght to be fair.

[Sir C]

I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.

Is that football, sw? Why in the name of all that's holy would you do such a thing? It's going to be freezing, man.