I was made to dress up as an Indian to go to a party in Jaipur once. I looked an utter cóck. The place was full of politicians and Bollywood stars and they were all wearing Armani fúcking suits and giggling at me. In order to cover my pain I drank most of a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label and then got caught by the host taking a píss in his bushes with my kurta pajama round my ankles.
I almost feel sorry for Justine.
"Black Tie or National Costume"? Your own fault, I'm afraid. You ought to have stood your ground.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."