He was tackled in the centre circle and stood and watched as the Ostersund player jogged, yes I said jogged, towards our goal with the ball. He actually stood and watched.
Back when we were proper shít it was at least amusing watching terrible players run around like headless chickens.
Last night was not amusing. Last night was a disgrace.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."