Doctors, lawyers, teahcers, intellectuals, businessmen, journalists:

[Luis Anaconda]

Know this. Change is coming. People's Commissar Milne is preparing a cosy bed for you in one of his new re-education camps. Of course you will have to work for your food, and the work will be hard, so not all of you will successfully graduate, but you will at least die happy in the knowledge that every turnip you have lifted increases the glory due to Our Dear Jeremy!

You do wonder how no one pointed out that saying things had gone a "little bit James Bond" might not play well when talking to an electorate who on whole think James Bond is well cool

[Sir C]

You do wonder how no one pointed out that saying things had gone a "little bit James Bond" might not play well when talking to an electorate who on whole think James Bond is well cool

And furthermore, one wonders who failed to point out to him that going to war with the country's best-selling newspapers is unlikely to end well for him.

[Luis Anaconda]

And furthermore, one wonders who failed to point out to him that going to war with the country's best-selling newspapers is unlikely to end well for him.

To be fair on that, he already is and he is tapping into quite a large well of anti-media sentiment. And most Telegraph readers will struggle to make it to the next election

[Burney]

You do wonder how no one pointed out that saying things had gone a "little bit James Bond" might not play well when talking to an electorate who on whole think James Bond is well cool

More to the point, he doesn't seem to realise that James Bond is actually the good guy. You get the feeling that Jezza's been watching Bond Films all these years hoping to see him cut in half with lasers/eaten by sharks, etc.

[Luis Anaconda]

More to the point, he doesn't seem to realise that James Bond is actually the good guy. You get the feeling that Jezza's been watching Bond Films all these years hoping to see him cut in half with lasers/eaten by sharks, etc.

Yes - I imagine him watching Live and Let Die and him getting irate how the white imperialist is seriously impinging on the lives of the downtrodden black man

[Burney]

Yes - I imagine him watching Live and Let Die and him getting irate how the white imperialist is seriously impinging on the lives of the downtrodden black man

And fetishising and sexually exploiting black women, of course.

Which is, naturally, quite different to knocking off Diane Abbott and showing her off to your mates.