Where do you breakfast whilst on the road?

[Burney]

You don't know if they've got bubble, do you?

No, but then you order it and she says 'Bubble's off, luv!' while not looking at you.

It's part of the ritual.

[Sir C]

No, but then you order it and she says 'Bubble's off, luv!' while not looking at you.

It's part of the ritual.

But then you need a back up plan. Will you order an extra fried slice to make up for it, or tentatively request fried potatoes, chips, or, God help us, hash browns?

[PSRB]

Recently I'm right off the McMuffin. The Burger King equivalent is garbage. Little Chef is obviously the best option, but that means leaving the motorway and following the correct ley lines to find one. Places like Costa with their so-called 'breakfast paninis' can do one.

Service stations used to have a trucker's area where you'd get a proper breakfast. Now there is fúck all and one must eat before leaving home.

Virgin Railways buffet car

[Sir C]

Virgin Railways buffet car

Licence gone, p? Just a few ales, was it? Bad luck mate.

[PSRB]

Licence gone, p? Just a few ales, was it? Bad luck mate.

Just easier to get to London and back in a day, does mean a few ales on the way back as well

[Viva Prat Vegas]

If they're out of hash browns ask if the head chef can knock up a side order of devilled kidneys instead

[Sir C]

If they're out of hash browns ask if the head chef can knock up a side order of devilled kidneys instead

I fúcking love devilled kidneys. To be fair, I love devilled anythings really.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

For cafeteria visits I imagine C changes into his Working Class outfit of flat cap and donkey jacket and hunches his shoulders

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Truffle shavings grated over the bacon n eggs

[Sir C]

Truffle shavings grated over the bacon n eggs

Truffle is good in scrambled egg, s. I wouldn't put it anywhere near bacon, to be honest.