Where do you breakfast whilst on the road?

[Burney]

Cracking menu to browse

It's a caff. Why would you need a menu?

[SWv2]

It's a caff. Why would you need a menu?

To see if the smashed avo comes on sourdough or perhaps a bagel.

[Burney]

To see if the smashed avo comes on sourdough or perhaps a bagel.

You and your Dublin sophisticate ways.

[SWv2]

You and your Dublin sophisticate ways.

I had this just a few weeks back.

Crispy Pulled Pork
with a Potato & Onion Hash, Black Pudding, Relish, Fried Egg, Hollandaise Sauce(1,2,3,13)

The numbers at the end are something for benders.

[Burney]

I had this just a few weeks back.

Crispy Pulled Pork
with a Potato & Onion Hash, Black Pudding, Relish, Fried Egg, Hollandaise Sauce(1,2,3,13)

The numbers at the end are something for benders.

But for me, the joys of breakfast in Ireland are the availability of white pudding and farls with your fry up.

[SWv2]

But for me, the joys of breakfast in Ireland are the availability of white pudding and farls with your fry up.

This is true however increasingly it is more difficult to find a plain breakfast without some flash **** chef acting the wee bóllocks and adding some shíte to the mix such as parsley or, and I am not joking here, spelt toast.

Fúcks sake.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "It's a caff. Why would you need a menu?"

To sweep all the spilt salt and sugar off of the table and onto the floor

[Sir C]

It's a caff. Why would you need a menu?

You don't know if they've got bubble, do you?

[Burney]

You don't know if they've got bubble, do you?

No, but then you order it and she says 'Bubble's off, luv!' while not looking at you.

It's part of the ritual.

[Sir C]

No, but then you order it and she says 'Bubble's off, luv!' while not looking at you.

It's part of the ritual.

But then you need a back up plan. Will you order an extra fried slice to make up for it, or tentatively request fried potatoes, chips, or, God help us, hash browns?