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Thread: The problem with this, of course, is that she's effectively admitting to sexual

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    But that was your wife b and it was nothing to do with lovemaking, she was simply trying to kill you.
    It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night.
    I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare
    She had quite the line in patter, too. A level and intensity of dirty talk that was actually quite off-putting.

    All in all, a mistake.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Trent View Post
    What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.
    You'd think twice about shaking hands with her for a start.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post

    Hmmmm. so all those times your mum pulled down my trousers and su*ked me off without asking me first.....
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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