Sir C "They told me they would give us complimentary champagne at the end. Fearful of being forced to drink some appalling Italian fizzy wine, I pleaded teatotallry."
Goes against the historical grain that does
Champagne back then ?
They ought to blend in with the authenticity by having a maid boil up an iron kettle and serve tea
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Burney " I have seen you swill rough cider from a plastic carton. I have seen you lick discharge from a dead pig’s nose. This limp aesthete bit will simply not wash."
Good lord
The REAL Sir C sounds almost as rough and ready as Barry Bueno (our one, not the nonce one)
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Burney "However, I do worry that it might just amount to poking around a weirdo’s gaff.
I mean Dennis can’t be completely normal, can he? "
They haven't picked the most welcoming of pictures on the front page
Looks like John Christie writing to tell a lodger's relative that they've disappeared all of a sudden without trace
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Did you enjoy your trip back in time Sir C ?
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