You can thnk me for our victory now, if you like.

[Burney]

Right, so you are potentially changing the meat element of the dish and not serving the jam yet you are attempting to pass them off as "Ikea-style meatballs".

In summary you're a charlatan.

They are a bunch of Swedish no-marks, aren't they? Surely we shouldn't even need juju?

[Sir C]

Right, so you are potentially changing the meat element of the dish and not serving the jam yet you are attempting to pass them off as "Ikea-style meatballs".

In summary you're a charlatan.

If you continue trying to make me put jam on my dinner I will find you and I will kill you.

[Burney]

If you continue trying to make me put jam on my dinner I will find you and I will kill you.

I sometimes put a bit of jam in my sauce when I roast a duck leg. Very nice, it is. Cherry or blackcurrant for preference.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I go to IKEA to stock up on pencils

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He had one of those halfway haircuts
Intricate maze job around the back and sides and don't touch the top

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would like to thank Sir C for our victory last night
His balls worked

[Sir C]

I would like to thank Sir C for our victory last night
His balls worked

It's nice to be appreciated, s.

You would have enjoyed it when I covered my balls in my creamy sauce.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

(Reaches for a glass of water pronto)