I won Valentine's Day this year.

[Monty92]

She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

Get in! :fistpump:

Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?

[Pokster]

Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?

I don't think B wants to have sex with you though?

[Burney]

Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?

I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.

I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.

[Monty92]

I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.

I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.

Fair enough.

I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)

[Burney]

Fair enough.

I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)

Hand cream? Jesus wept. Every time I start to forget how effete you are, you come out with something like that to remind me.