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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Really? Mine was in the mid 90s. No blood was swallowed and the operation was performed by two Arsenal supporters. Beat that with a stick.

    That said, I had no feeling on one side of my tongue for almost a month.
    Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.
    I advise against drinking a hot beverage, lest the numbness cause a burning of the mouth.

    Imagine, you've lost some weight now.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I advise against drinking a hot beverage, lest the numbness cause a burning of the mouth.

    Imagine, you've lost some weight now.
    I shall forgo eating and drinking until this evening, I think.

    How was last night?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I shall forgo eating and drinking until this evening, I think.

    How was last night?
    Rancid. Out with a mad Glaswegian. Pissed by 6. Walked into the Kings Head where he immediately treated the old boys at the bar in a tirade about 'fúcking Romanians' and the 'fúcking p*ki' who recently ran over his nephew, to whch they reacted by welcoming him into their bosom. Topics of later conversation with this collection of racenteurs included, 'I've owned 106 cars in my lifetime, you might say I'm a petrolhead' and 'England will never do well in a world cup because of all the foreigners.'

    By the time we'd moved on to a mixed antipasti platter and a mediocre pizzas, I was too pissed to speak.

    I see from my phone that an Uber delivered me home at 2 a.m.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Rancid. Out with a mad Glaswegian. Pissed by 6. Walked into the Kings Head where he immediately treated the old boys at the bar in a tirade about 'fúcking Romanians' and the 'fúcking p*ki' who recently ran over his nephew, to whch they reacted by welcoming him into their bosom. Topics of later conversation with this collection of racenteurs included, 'I've owned 106 cars in my lifetime, you might say I'm a petrolhead' and 'England will never do well in a world cup because of all the foreigners.'

    By the time we'd moved on to a mixed antipasti platter and a mediocre pizzas, I was too pissed to speak.

    I see from my phone that an Uber delivered me home at 2 a.m.
    Early night then

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.
    I expect the fact that your teeth are as rotten as tree stumps in a swamp eased their extraction b.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.
    Lucky *******
    Last edited by Luis Anaconda; 02-08-2018 at 12:35 PM.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.
    Yep. My other half had hers done in ten minutes and she came out laughing.

    About three or four hours later she was in quite a lot of pain. You might get away with it but even if you dont, a night of pain or discomfort is hardly something that should rattle a gentleman.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Yep. My other half had hers done in ten minutes and she came out laughing.

    About three or four hours later she was in quite a lot of pain. You might get away with it but even if you dont, a night of pain or discomfort is hardly something that should rattle a gentleman.
    Well it’s five hours later and still no particular discomfort. Quite bored of my mouth tasting of blood, though.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well it’s five hours later and still no particular discomfort. Quite bored of my mouth tasting of blood, though.
    A stiff glass of brandy will take care of that.

    I couldnt smile for a week. It wasnt too much of an inconvenience

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