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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They haven't actually told me how they're going to anaesthetise me, but I presume they aren't going to give me a general, since they haven't told me not to eat or drink. Ho-hum.
    3 of 4 done with no major pain, had 2 fillings disintegrate in the last week.......that'll be cheap to fix

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    3 of 4 done with no major pain, had 2 fillings disintegrate in the last week.......that'll be cheap to fix
    Lately, dentists are having quite the party in my mouth. As one of them explained oh-so-tactfully last week, this is because we are all still basically cavemen from an evolutionary point of view and would be dead by now if we lived in a state of nature. And, since our teeth haven't evolved to catch up with our longer lifespans, our teeth tend to conk out at this point, so people in their early-to-mid 40s tend to need a lot of dental work to put their teeth in some kind of shape to see us through to the end.

    After imparting this wisdom, he handed me a bill for 800 quid. Cünt.
    Last edited by Burney; 02-07-2018 at 02:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Lately, dentists are having quite the party in my mouth. As one of them explained oh-so-tactfully last week, this is because we are all still basically cavemen from an evolutionary point of view and would be dead by now if we lived in a state of nature. And, since our teeth haven't evolved to catch up with our longer lifespans, they tend to conk out at this point. So people in their early-to-mid 40s tend to need a lot of dental work to put their teeth in some kind of shape to see us through to the end.

    After imparting this wisdom, he handed me a bill for 800 quid. Cünt.
    I'm expecting a similar size bill
    Last edited by Burney; 02-07-2018 at 02:53 PM.

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