Who's going to a wedding at the beginning of March?

[Burney]

Bogtrotter. How come you've got a British passport? It's a fúcking disgrace. If I had my way I'd send the lot of you home.

Which half of yourself would you send home?

[Sir C]

Which half of yourself would you send home?

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

[SWv2]

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

My young lad has about 4 light sabres in the house yet he is not actually a Jedi.

[Sir C]

My young lad has about 4 light sabres in the house yet he is not actually a Jedi.

She's definitely not a Jedi, sw, you're right there.

[Burney]

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

My parents have always had Irish passports for reasons I don't really understand.

[Sir C]

My parents have always had Irish passports for reasons I don't really understand.

Are they prepared for next year's forced repatriation? I understand from Twitter that there will be concentration camps involved.

[Burney]

Are they prepared for next year's forced repatriation? I understand from Twitter that there will be concentration camps involved.

Ah, well. It's no more than they deserve, to be fair.