I suppose we could always play Lacazette at centre forward in an emergency. If he gets abducted by aliens, there's Danny Welbeck; and, of course, Eddie is itching to get out there...
Welbz is a leetle bit short for tomorrow.
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.