Was taken to “the best Pizzeria outside Italy” last night by a bunch of Neapolitans

[SWv2]

These people are fúcking mental. A huge platter of fried dough and giant pizza-sized focaccia to start, then pizzas for main (no toppings other than tomato and mozzarella, otherwise it’s not “authentic”), then more dough for dessert, this time coated in nutella and cream. Woke up at 3am and frantically sunk two full pints of water.

Anyway, perhaps even weirder was that according to one AC Milan fan, the Inter team that beat us 3-0 in the Champions League a bunch of years back are known in the city, without irony, as "The Lions of Highbury”.

What sort of rampant puddle jumper are you ffs?

[Monty92]

What sort of rampant puddle jumper are you ffs?

So it's homo to respond to being force-fed salt for 2 hours by being very, very thirsty?

[SWv2]

So it's homo to respond to being force-fed salt for 2 hours by being very, very thirsty?

Force fed?

We can all experience a post meal thirst, at which point one drinks water.

You awake and frantically drink like a chap lost in the desert for 2 days.

[Burney]

Force fed?

We can all experience a post meal thirst, at which point one drinks water.

You awake and frantically drink like a chap lost in the desert for 2 days.

In fact, the whole post was screamingly effete. Man goes to pizzeria and complains it was a bit carb heavy. Fückssake.

[Monty92]

In fact, the whole post was screamingly effete. Man goes to pizzeria and complains it was a bit carb heavy. Fückssake.

Your mum's a bit carb heavy, imo