Some observations and thoughts from yesterday.

[Burney]

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates

Would the big house not contain a slice of bread at all?

[Sir C]

Would the big house not contain a slice of bread at all?

Unlikely. I do have some Homepride plastic bread in the freezer. Perhaps I will have bolognese on toast.

[Burney]

Unlikely. I do have some Homepride plastic bread in the freezer. Perhaps I will have bolognese on toast.

Plastic bread is perfect for the job imo. You want something yielding and absorbent.

[Sir C]

Plastic bread is perfect for the job imo. You want something yielding and absorbent.

Yes, but having been frozen, it must be toasted. Once bread has been frozen it requires re-cooking to take away the freezer cooties.

Do you see?

[Burney]

Yes, but having been frozen, it must be toasted. Once bread has been frozen it requires re-cooking to take away the freezer cooties.

Do you see?

Oh, of course. You don't have a michaelwave do you?

[Sir C]

Oh, of course. You don't have a michaelwave do you?

No, I have little to no desire to eat cancer, thank you.

Today I did a PB 5k time and celebrated by juicing a watermelon What have I become?

[Burney]

No, I have little to no desire to eat cancer, thank you.

Today I did a PB 5k time and celebrated by juicing a watermelon What have I become?

How does one juice a watermelon? Aren't they pretty much juice to start with?

[Pokster]

No, I have little to no desire to eat cancer, thank you.

Today I did a PB 5k time and celebrated by juicing a watermelon What have I become?

What time??