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    Digital Beano

    I had no idea.

    https://www.beano.com/

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I had no idea.

    https://www.beano.com/
    Why are there pop stars in it?
    Where is Lord Snooty?
    Where is Little Plum?
    Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt?
    Why does everything have to change for the worse?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why are there pop stars in it?
    Where is Lord Snooty?
    Where is Little Plum?
    Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt?
    Why does everything have to change for the worse?
    Lord Snooty left The Beano and started posting on here as Rich.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Lord Snooty left The Beano and started posting on here as Rich.
    No. They probably got rid of Little Plum because he was a Red Indian and said things like 'We in um heap big trouble, chief'. Some turd probably decided it was racist.

    As if I give a fück about offending red injuns, f. Cünts.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why are there pop stars in it?
    Where is Lord Snooty?
    Where is Little Plum?
    Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt?
    Why does everything have to change for the worse?
    Where is Lord Snooty - hiding in Chipping Norton?
    Where is Little Plum - Editing the Standard?
    Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt - he looks good for a man in his 60s?
    Why does everything have to change for the worse - everything is ****, b ?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Where is Lord Snooty - hiding in Chipping Norton?
    Where is Little Plum - Editing the Standard?
    Why does Dennis The Menace now look like a cünt - he looks good for a man in his 60s?
    Why does everything have to change for the worse - everything is ****, b ?
    Some fine, up-to-the-minute satire of the previous PM and Chancellor there, la Ben Elton-esque.
    So effective, indeed, that they quit a year and a half ago in anticipation of your devastating takedown.
    Last edited by Burney; 01-26-2018 at 02:53 PM.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Some fine, up-to-the-minute satire of the previous PM and Chancellor there, la Ben Elton-esque.
    So effective, indeed, that they quit a year and a half ago in anticipation of your devastating takedown.
    I'm writing a musical on the music of Muse as we speak

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I'm writing a musical on the music of Muse as we speak
    May I suggest 'We Will Mock You' as a title?

    Lord, but it's hard to think of a more ludicrous band than Muse.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Some fine, up-to-the-minute satire of the previous PM and Chancellor there, la Ben Elton-esque.
    So effective, indeed, that they quit a year and a half ago in anticipation of your devastating takedown.
    I think we can probably all agree that Osbourne is a legitimate target tbf.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I think we can probably all agree that Osbourne is a legitimate target tbf.
    I prefer to ignore the ghastly little squit altogether, tbh. Couldn't bear him when he was in office and would happily push him off a tall building now he isn't.

    I really don't like this trend Brown started of Chancellors staying in office as long as the PM does. They need more regular turnover otherwise they start to think they're unsackable (which is clearly what's happening with Hammond at the moment.

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