There is no-one quicker than me to denounce the french as a

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Dropping to your knees to impart relief to sailors in the Reeperbahn hardly qualifies as sport L.

[Burney]

Dropping to your knees to impart relief to sailors in the Reeperbahn hardly qualifies as sport L.

It counts as being a good sport.

[Luis Anaconda]

It counts as being a good sport.

Though I have never been to Hamburg in my life

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Though I have never been to Hamburg in my life

Well wherever it is in Deutschland that you hammer your liver and eat the cock then you pernickety, querulous old soak

[Burney]

Though I have never been to Hamburg in my life

Really? I seem to spend half my life in the bloody place.

[Luis Anaconda]

Really? I seem to spend half my life in the bloody place.

Yes - I have to get up there soon. A very good friend of mine moved up there. It's not exactly close though

[Burney]

Yes - I have to get up there soon. A very good friend of mine moved up there. It's not exactly close though

No. One sometimes forgets how big Germany is. Last year I had to go to Rostock. I flew into Hamburg, thinking it was virtually next door. 3 hours on a train later, I finally got there.

[Luis Anaconda]

No. One sometimes forgets how big Germany is. Last year I had to go to Rostock. I flew into Hamburg, thinking it was virtually next door. 3 hours on a train later, I finally got there.

oops - yes - I can get to Italy quicker than I can get to Hamburg (and Czech R and Austria and Switzerland should I wish)