Monty's mum when she found out her grandson would be going to a CofE school

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Non attendance of Church by my Ma and Pa stopped me getting Christened when small and wee

[Burney]

Non attendance of Church by my Ma and Pa stopped me getting Christened when small and wee

Never stopped me getting baptised, but as Monty Python put it:


I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

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This is when I mourn the loss of Jorge to the Corbyn cult. He'd appreciate this gag more than anyone

I'm amazed your other half's family have not realised that you are an Iranian looking Jew