Monty's mum when she found out her grandson would be going to a CofE school

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Non attendance of Church by my Ma and Pa stopped me getting Christened when small and wee

[Burney]

Non attendance of Church by my Ma and Pa stopped me getting Christened when small and wee

Never stopped me getting baptised, but as Monty Python put it:


I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm