A 'Conservative' British PM has appointed a Minister for Loneliness?

[Peter]

What the fur-lined fùck is going on with these fücking cretins?

How about a Minister for Growing Up? Or a Minister for Having a Pint of Harden the Fück Up? Or a Minister for Fücking Well Pulling Yourself Together, You Fücking Little Nancy?

Fückssake.

Its a serious issue, b. Loneliness kills.

[Burney]

Its a serious issue, b. Loneliness kills.

It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.

[Ash]

It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.

It is slightly Pythonesque. Perhaps they did for a laugh, just to wind up some Sir Bufton-Tufton types. Like The Big Orange Fella does with his tweets but the other way round.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It is slightly Pythonesque. Perhaps they did for a laugh, just to wind up some Sir Bufton-Tufton types. Like The Big Orange Fella does with his tweets but the other way round.

I think your suggestion that Berni is a Bufton-Tufton type is unfair to our swivel-eyed, right-wing ranter-in-chief. For shame.

[Peter]

It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.

Maybe we should have a Ministry of Ridiculous Posturing.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.

I seem to recall a Ministry for Magic. I could be mistaken?