I saw a patient last year that had jabbed a pencil into his ear and perforated his ear drum. Very painful, I understand.Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital.
I saw a patient last year that had jabbed a pencil into his ear and perforated his ear drum. Very painful, I understand.I am bleeding from the ear and in severe pain off to hospital.
Why would you jab a pencil in your ear?
Because the pen was up his nose of course
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
I cannot speak for my clients but I understand that it was a competition between friends at his school.
As you do.
Oh, well that's fair enough then. I knew someone who got a wasp trapped in his ear. He almost went mad. They had to sedate him.
It can't have been too pleasant for the wasp either, I suppose. Nobody likes to be trapped, do they.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Wasps are evil, redg. We can't afford to worry about them.
Ate a bunch of them in Japan once, done up in a kind of sweet jelly. Some sort of ancient local delicacy. Not bad.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
No. It kept stinging him over and over again until someone eventually sprayed Raid into his ear. This killed it, but it went especially mental in its death throes and stung him a bunch more times. Not very pleasant for anyone and the sort of thing that now gives me nightmares.
It sounds like you actually got the worst of it
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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