I’ve wanted a young Brazilian winger with pace and trickery

[World's End Stella]

Our signings always seem completely unrelated to the areas most agree need strengthening. If we need a top-class central defender or goalkeeper, we will invariably sign a tricky winger of restricted growth.

Possibly because every time the SFC tries to sign a defender or keeper he does it on the cheap and gets it wrong.

His hit rate on skillful attacking players is much better, Ramsey aside.

[SWv2]

He will be shït. This much is obvious.

Shít name to start off with.

I like this Brazilian naming convention where most just take one name but this lad has shown a remarkable lack of invention.

[Burney]

Shít name to start off with.

I like this Brazilian naming convention where most just take one name but this lad has shown a remarkable lack of invention.

Failing to spell Malcolm properly also isn't a good sign.

[PSRB]

Shít name to start off with.

I like this Brazilian naming convention where most just take one name but this lad has shown a remarkable lack of invention.

You could have a wonderful team of Brazilians with names that roll off the tongue, such as Fred, Jo, Bernard & Malcolm.

[Peter]

He will be shït. This much is obvious.

And Wenger has said we are not signing him.....

[Luis Anaconda]

And Wenger has said we are not signing him.....

I think he actually said "Yes, no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question?"

[Peter]

I think he actually said "Yes, no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question?"

[Pat Vegas]

For **** knows how long. I never imagined him to be named Malcom

I thought it was going to be Wellington Silva

[redgunamo]

For **** knows how long. I never imagined him to be named Malcom

Who did you have in mind, B?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Plenty of funny comments and posts in this thread
WD AWIMB