€25m for Coquelin, good business

[Burney]

Christ, it was £10m about 24 hours ago.

Think of the warchest, sw.

[SWv2]

Think of the warchest, sw.

Hold on, I am now seeing £12m.

Still not €25m.

[Burney]

Hold on, I am now seeing £12m.

Still not €25m.

Not unless the exchange rate has altered rapidly, which would make Sir C very sad.

[Sir C]

Not unless the exchange rate has altered rapidly, which would make Sir C very sad.

I couldn't care less at the moment tbh. I'm in full end of term mode. Fúck all this work nonsense.

[Burney]

I couldn't care less at the moment tbh. I'm in full end of term mode. Fúck all this work nonsense.

When do you ship out for the 'Nam?

Just remember not to trust those gooks, OK?

[Sir C]

When do you ship out for the 'Nam?

Just remember not to trust those gooks, OK?

Off into the Green tomorrow, man.

The last time I was there I was doing the weight loss thing. This time I intend to eat 10 banh mis a day, as snacks in between proper meals.

[Burney]

Off into the Green tomorrow, man.

The last time I was there I was doing the weight loss thing. This time I intend to eat 10 banh mis a day, as snacks in between proper meals.

And what of the drink? Will you be rehydrating like a fish or being abstemious?

[Rich]

Think of the warchest, sw.

We're going to be bestowed the honour of being the only PL club to make a profit in the transfer market this season.