I have today placed my follicles into the tender mercies of a local gentleman of middle-eastern appearance. He set fire to my fúcking ears.
Originally Posted by Sir C I have today placed my follicles into the tender mercies of a local gentleman of middle-eastern appearance. He set fire to my fúcking ears. Mine does that to me. Great, isn't it? They love getting rid of hair, do turks. Which is understandable, as they've so much of it.
Originally Posted by Burney Mine does that to me. Great, isn't it? They love getting rid of hair, do turks. Which is understandable, as they've so much of it. It was brutal and invasive, much like the way Johnny Turk treated Lawrence of Arabia, just without the bumming. I suspect he trained as a butcher and picked up his barbering skills from a youtube video.
Originally Posted by Sir C It was brutal and invasive, much like the way Johnny Turk treated Lawrence of Arabia, just without the bumming. I suspect he trained as a butcher and picked up his barbering skills from a youtube video. Did he do your nose hair and eyebrows, too? Hot towels and head, arm and neck massage? I've had them do all sorts to me.
Originally Posted by Burney Did he do your nose hair and eyebrows, too? Hot towels and head, arm and neck massage? I've had them do all sorts to me. I don't wish to think about it any more. I feel violated. And I can smell him or his juice on me.
Originally Posted by Sir C I don't wish to think about it any more. I feel violated. And I can smell him or his juice on me. You need to relax and let them have their way with you. Once you loosen up, you start to quite enjoy it. Mind you, when a Turk has a cutthroat razor to my neck, I do have to force myself to stop thinking of ISIS videos and orange jumpsuits.
Originally Posted by Sir C I have today placed my follicles into the tender mercies of a local gentleman of middle-eastern appearance. He set fire to my fúcking ears. I found myself in a similar situation recently. Did he get a little paper ball on a metal stick, dip it in bright purple liquid & then light it? Did it on my neck as well, he did. I didn't even sign a consent form.
Originally Posted by Rich I found myself in a similar situation recently. Did he get a little paper ball on a metal stick, dip it in bright purple liquid & then light it? Did it on my neck as well, he did. I didn't even sign a consent form. He did. He also did things to my eyebrows. I'd rather now draw a veil across the whole sordid matter.
Did you see Wesley in the same barber shop ?
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas Did you see Wesley in the same barber shop ? Wesley Sneijder? What with Sneijder meaning 'cutter'? wd s! You have made an excellent Dutch pun.
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