Unable, due to time constraints, to visit my usual tonsorial consultant,

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Guaranteed to give you the Schipps

A Greek friend gave me a bottle of Ouzu the other year
I don't know whether to drink it or dispose of it
Seems to be evaporating too

[Sir C]

Guaranteed to give you the Schipps

A Greek friend gave me a bottle of Ouzu the other year
I don't know whether to drink it or dispose of it
Seems to be evaporating too

Lovely stuff. Bit of ice, splash of water, liquoricey goodness follows.

[Ash]

Guaranteed to give you the Schipps

A Greek friend gave me a bottle of Ouzu the other year
I don't know whether to drink it or dispose of it
Seems to be evaporating too

Pour it down the sink!

Evil stuff.

[Burney]

Guaranteed to give you the Schipps

A Greek friend gave me a bottle of Ouzu the other year
I don't know whether to drink it or dispose of it
Seems to be evaporating too

Anything aniseed-based should instantaneously be cast into outer darkness, s. There is no flavour under the sun as foul imo.

Also, I have had literally the worst hangover of my life on Pernod. For some reason, a friend bought me a bottle that was blue and we consumed it one evening in his flat in Marseilles while the stifling heat and reek of the weeks of rubbish caused by a binmen's strike rendered the air particularly foul even for a southern French city.