This is interesting but disturbing.

[Peter]

Vegan cheeses

Made with coconut oil.

Not bad, but not the same....

[Burney]

True. There are VEGGans.

However, your proper vegan opposes eggs largely on the basis of the industry. I think the vast majority would find it hard to argue with You eating eggs from your own chickens in your garden. Any that did argue with that would be from the ****y end of the spectrum.

He interferes with his chickens' rear ends, though, p. Fingers them, he does He admits as much.

[Peter]

But it isn't cheese, is it? It's tofu or some similar fückery isn't it?

Fück that shït.

As below, coconut oil. It isnt actually very good for you at all....

I have found some very good burgers though.....

[Burney]

Made with coconut oil.

Not bad, but not the same....

Christ.

[Peter]

He interferes with his chickens' rear ends, though, p. Fingers them, he does He admits as much.

The pair of you are obsessed with bottoms arent you....

[Burney]

The pair of you are obsessed with bottoms arent you....

He claims it's a medical procedure, but I have my doubts...

[Sir C]

He interferes with his chickens' rear ends, though, p. Fingers them, he does He admits as much.

There's nothing wrong with it if it's within the confines of a respectful, loving relationship.