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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Around years 3-5 was a doddle.

    My eldest is 10. He was doing his school homework on Tuesday IUFG, and in his sentence homework they have to find replacement words for a specifically underlined word in a sentence.

    The underlined word was “plastered”, as in a few too many.

    Ireland

    ****ered.......

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    when is that then, sw?
    when they leave home
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  3. #3
    Does your Mrs want kids?

    I suppose you either put up with all the **** that goes with having kids, or you risk dying alone

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by The Rob2 View Post
    Does your Mrs want kids?

    I suppose you either put up with all the **** that goes with having kids, or you risk dying alone
    No, she has this weird it's selfish to bring in a kid into this mental world/we don't ask to be born sort of thing.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    No, she has this weird it's selfish to bring in a kid into this mental world/we don't ask to be born sort of thing.
    The dying alone thing..... not a good reason for having kids, in my opinion.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    The dying alone thing..... not a good reason for having kids, in my opinion.
    Who will I leave my guitars too

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Who will I leave my guitars too
    Apparently I will inherit about a dozen guitars in good time. I can knock out a few chords at best.

    What I will do with a few Fenders, Epiphones, Music Man and Martin guitars is beyond me. The old man should sell them now for cold, hard cash and go on holiday imo.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    The dying alone thing..... not a good reason for having kids, in my opinion.
    Nope. Everyone dies alone when it comes down to it, anyway.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    they look exhausted, miserable, broke, on the verge of divorce,

    Yet they insist that we should have a kid. And when I say you are a good example of not having one they get offended

    Then they say it's the greatest thing.
    Then I say I've just been on holiday and they look sad.
    Because it is quite clearly a ****ing nightmare and they dont see why you should get away with it.

    I understand it is also very rewarding.

    **** that, I dont want them. Looks like a nightmare

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Because it is quite clearly a ****ing nightmare and they dont see why you should get away with it.

    I understand it is also very rewarding.

    **** that, I dont want them. Looks like a nightmare
    They are never really difficult, at least mine weren't. Even the 'sleepless nights' bit was a nonsense, I remember none of those. Some interrupted sleep? Sure, but that was easy enough to get used to.

    Kids are a joy, I wish mine were young again. Teenagers are not a joy. Now I can't wait for them to leave.

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