Sometimes I visit friends of ours who have recently had kids

[Pokster]

Sadly no, I blame Mrs WES.

And worse, he isn't any good at maths, either. He's likely to read - and I struggle to write this without a tear in my eye - history at Uni. He seems to be very good at it.

My son, an artsie.

So in other words he's gay..... poor WES jnr, being ****e at football... at least he gets his sporting prowess from his dad