Sometimes I visit friends of ours who have recently had kids

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Lamb Flatbread with Hummus, Sheeps Cheese & Tzatziki

Char-grilled Rib-eye with Celeriac, Watercress, Horseradish and
Roasted Bone Marrow (€5 supplement)

Selection of Farmhouse Cheeses (€3 Supplement)

and where is the ****ing wine menu on that website?

Christ, they have a cocktail menu, a gin menu and even a tonic menu but no sign of wine or beer (though clearly this will be happening).

I will report back to you.

By all accounts Bono frequents the gaff and Beyonce & Jay Z went there last time they were in Dublin. That apparently is a plus point / means of recommendation.