Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Sir C]

I've only ever seen his mum (well, the limited part of her face not covered). She's a total sour-faced bitch who I have never seen make any attempt to interact with any other parents.

Actually, that sounds a bit like me

You should make her kid watch as you pour boiling water over her. You've got to set a good example here, for fúck's sake.

[Burney]

You should make her kid watch as you pour boiling water over her. You've got to set a good example here, for fúck's sake.

Psychotic, but fair.

[Sir C]

Psychotic, but fair.

There's nothing psychotic about it. If you lift your hand to me, you'd better be prepared to keep going, because I'm not going to stop until you're incapacitated.

That, to me, is a reasonable response to such matters. Obviously he can't punch a child - that would be wrong. But clearly the mother should suffer.

[Burney]

There's nothing psychotic about it. If you lift your hand to me, you'd better be prepared to keep going, because I'm not going to stop until you're incapacitated.

That, to me, is a reasonable response to such matters. Obviously he can't punch a child - that would be wrong. But clearly the mother should suffer.

There's no need for violence, though. This can easily be sorted out by simply deporting the parents and taking the child into care.