Just watched the woman from accross the way take twenty minutes to get her car

[Burney]

Rugged, manly types like Sir C and I simply roll up our sleeves to expose our beefy forearms and change the fecking tyre ourselves. Any women watching become profoundly moist at the sight of it.

Fops like Berni call the AA and do a 'damsel in distress' routine then sit there filing their nails for four hours waiting for the real man to turn up and change it for them.

I pay for my membership of the AA. Why would I bother my arse getting dirty when it's what I pay them for?

[Sir C]

I pay for my membership of the AA. Why would I bother my arse getting dirty when it's what I pay them for?

To be fair, you can change a wheel comfortable in 10 minutes and get a bit messy, or sit scratching your árse for an hour and a half waiting for an AA man... generally I've got somewhere I'd rather be than the side of a road.

[Burney]

To be fair, you can change a wheel comfortable in 10 minutes and get a bit messy, or sit scratching your árse for an hour and a half waiting for an AA man... generally I've got somewhere I'd rather be than the side of a road.

Pfff. If you do that, you give these semi-skilled workers nothing to do and feel superior about. Then they go home, feel depressed about their lives, drink heavily and beat their wives/abuse their children. Do you really want that on your conscience?

[Sir C]

Pfff. If you do that, you give these semi-skilled workers nothing to do and feel superior about. Then they go home, feel depressed about their lives, drink heavily and beat their wives/abuse their children. Do you really want that on your conscience?

Like I give a fúck about tradesmen.

[Pokster]

To be fair, you can change a wheel comfortable in 10 minutes and get a bit messy, or sit scratching your árse for an hour and a half waiting for an AA man... generally I've got somewhere I'd rather be than the side of a road.

Except when you are dogging of course

[PSRB]

To be fair, you can change a wheel comfortable in 10 minutes and get a bit messy, or sit scratching your árse for an hour and a half waiting for an AA man... generally I've got somewhere I'd rather be than the side of a road.

I don't have a spare

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I see you don't deny filing your nails while you await their arrival b. Do you flirt with the AA man while he changes your tyre?

[Burney]

I see you don't deny filing your nails while you await their arrival b. Do you flirt with the AA man while he changes your tyre?

Actually, the last time I had to call the AA, I'd left my lights on and run the battery down, so I was feeling like a proper cünt and no mistake. He was very nice about it, but I knew he'd probably have a good laugh about it later.