I see Sir C is being pilloried from all directions for being a food snob. I think it

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Herbert Augustus Chapman "No dear boy, a fetish is a sexual proclivity; such as my mother has for my cock."

Try the Irrational reverence or irreverent worshipping of an inanimate object route

Well unless Sir Charlie has become a lifeless statue of some sort, I would hardly have a fetish for him would I you fúcking quarter wit.