I'm going out for chinese food tonight.

[Sir C]

You started off this thread by bemoaning yer new fangled Chinesers when all you want is gloop, and yet you herald A Wong as your favourite Chinese restaurant? Something not quite right there.

I love A Wong too, for the record.

Would you mind showing me where I suggested A Wong was my favourite anything? Do you lack reading and comprehension skills?

[Burney]

Would you mind showing me where I suggested A Wong was my favourite anything? Do you lack reading and comprehension skills?

Is there only one Wong? Or are there two?

I ask in the hope of constructing a rather laboured pun.

[Monty92]

Would you mind showing me where I suggested A Wong was my favourite anything? Do you lack reading and comprehension skills?

How silly of me to treat "serves the best Chinese food in the UK" as any kind of a ringing endorsement

[TheCurly]

Unfortunately, it's the worst kind of chinese food. Not for me the glories of incandescent orange gloop coating my balls, nor a good, greasey chow mein. No ribs in brown Bisto lumps or congealing duck with tinned pineapple chunks.

No, I'm going to a supposedly 'good' chinese restaurant, where they serve the kind of bland, miserable pap you get in China.

The only saving grace is that I can drink. And I intend to do so with not a little gusto.

What sort of dinner fills you with feelings of disappointment beforehand?

The company xmas dinner is in an Indian every year.I have yet to eat a morsel.I just get fúcking steaming drunk if truth be told

[Sir C]

The company xmas dinner is in an Indian every year.I have yet to eat a morsel.I just get fúcking steaming dream if truth be told

They'll do you an omelet if you don't want foreign muck, c. Just ask them to leave out the egg.

[Burney]

They'll do you an omelet if you don't want foreign muck, c. Just ask them to leave out the egg.

I saw Rick Stein pretending to enjoy an oyster omelette in San Francisco. It looked rank, tbh.

[Sir C]

I saw Rick Stein pretending to enjoy an oyster omelette in San Francisco. It looked rank, tbh.

Oyster omelets in Asia are fantastic, but they're not really omelets. More a sort of egg-themed Russian roulette.

[Burney]

Oyster omelets in Asia are fantastic, but they're not really omelets. More a sort of egg-themed Russian roulette.

You couldn't have a baveuse oyster omelette. You wouldn't know where one snotty texture ended and the other began.

[TheCurly]

They'll do you an omelet if you don't want foreign muck, c. Just ask them to leave out the egg.

Their chips are the frozen wons SC
May as well just punch their customers in the face if you ask me

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