Just tell her you've got a tiny penîs and are terrible in bed, f. That should put her off.Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Also, that way, you don't even have to lie.
Just tell her you've got a tiny penîs and are terrible in bed, f. That should put her off.
Also, that way, you don't even have to lie.
So she didn't make a grab for you
That is a relief
Being a woman I think she is attracted to your scent
You should change your aftershave and use Lynx for a week or two to shake her off
10 characters? Pile of cund.
she wanted to dance,
I have become partial to cheap aftershaves, I currently am using Mennen something I can not find in this country.
You could do thon Pulp Fiction dance with her
You Never Can Tell
Is she in the office now ?
Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?
'kinell. you'll be asking what is she wearing next...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
yes she moved desks and stares at me most of the day if i happen to look that way she winks.
on the plus side she makes me coffees and offers me chocolates.
she also showed me online what arsenal underwear she will buy.
Arsenal underwear? Presumably, it is leetle beet short feesically and falls apart under pressure?yes she moved desks and stares at me most of the day if i happen to look that way she winks.
on the plus side she makes me coffees and offers me chocolates.
she also showed me online what arsenal underwear she will buy.
very good, b.
also, full of ****s...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I give up Burney. I am in a very weird way.
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