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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well, I think 'accidental' is a term that is open to a great deal of interpretation, p. I certainly had no intent of doing what I did that evening...right up to the point where I did.

    That's as near being an accident as makes no difference imo.
    Pissed as a fart so I'm guessing it took you at least 15 minutes to take her bra off.Plenty of time to reconsider your foolishness Take him down

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    Pissed as a fart so I'm guessing it took you at least 15 minutes to take her bra off.Plenty of time to reconsider your foolishness Take him down
    Take her bra off? Get you, you old romantic.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Take her bra off? Get you, you old romantic.
    Like David Niven to Berni's Errol Flynn

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    Pissed as a fart so I'm guessing it took you at least 15 minutes to take her bra off.Plenty of time to reconsider your foolishness Take him down
    Oh, I didn't even try anything that complex. I left that sort of thing up to her. After all, she was doing all the running, why should I bother my arse removing her clothes?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, I didn't even try anything that complex. I left that sort of thing up to her. After all, she was doing all the running, why should I bother my arse removing her clothes?
    Why indeed, when you wer busy bothering her arse....

    Did you HAVE to go anal? That is just taking the piss.....

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Why indeed, when you wer busy bothering her arse....

    Did you HAVE to go anal? That is just taking the piss.....
    She was insistent on it. She'd spent most of the evening telling me how much she liked it. You don't look a gift arse in the mouth imo

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    She was insistent on it. She'd spent most of the evening telling me how much she liked it. You don't look a gift arse in the mouth imo
    Ok. I am suspicious of your recollection here but if this is true it is fair enough.

    I must confess, I am not a fan myself.....

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Ok. I am suspicious of your recollection here but if this is true it is fair enough.

    I must confess, I am not a fan myself.....
    I know, last time you didn't walk right for a week, amiright?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I know, last time you didn't walk right for a week, amiright?
    I see what you did there. Here I am making a perfectly sensible point about not being overly keen on anal sex and you have to ruin it......

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Ok. I am suspicious of your recollection here but if this is true it is fair enough.

    I must confess, I am not a fan myself.....
    Nor I, particularly, but there we are. In the moment and all that.

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