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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Arsenal underwear? Presumably, it is leetle beet short feesically and falls apart under pressure?
    I give up Burney. I am in a very weird way.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I give up Burney. I am in a very weird way.
    You need to keep your guard up at all times, f. I speak from experience when I say that, while being pursued by a work colleague is tiresome, it's all too easy to get pïssed and knob her by accident. After all, it's flattering and we all like to be fancied. However, it is invariably a mistake.

    I once made this mistake with a married woman in my office. After I accidentally slept with her and then tried to let her down gently (i.e. ignored her and hoped she went away), she took to coming into work in increasingly revealing clothes to attract my attention, getting proprietorial whenever she saw me talking to any more attractive female colleagues and generally continuing to pursue me.

    That was a very weird period in my life. I wouldn't recommend it.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You need to keep your guard up at all times, f. I speak from experience when I say that, while being pursued by a work colleague is tiresome, it's all too easy to get pïssed and knob her by accident. After all, it's flattering and we all like to be fancied. However, it is invariably a mistake.

    I once made this mistake with a married woman in my office. After I accidentally slept with her and then tried to let her down gently (i.e. ignored her and hoped she went away), she took to coming into work in increasingly revealing clothes to attract my attention, getting proprietorial whenever she saw me talking to any more attractive female colleagues and generally continuing to pursue me.

    That was a very weird period in my life. I wouldn't recommend it.
    I don't intend on doing anything, It's a bit fun ego boost at the beginning but it gets quite tiring.
    I tried to be an arse that didn't work so I just play along within reason. she's calmed down a bit though.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I don't intend on doing anything, It's a bit fun ego boost at the beginning but it gets quite tiring.
    I tried to be an arse that didn't work so I just play along within reason. she's calmed down a bit though.
    Bear in mind that if she's desperate enough she may be prepared to indulge some of your more, shall we say 'peculiar' requests.

    You won't get too many more opportunities to explore the outer regions of sexuality, human decency and basic hygiene.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I don't intend on doing anything, It's a bit fun ego boost at the beginning but it gets quite tiring.
    I tried to be an arse that didn't work so I just play along within reason. she's calmed down a bit though.
    That's what you think, but all it takes is for you to get blind drunk, fancy a fumble and before you know it, you're anally penetrating a married mother of two in a Manchester hotel bedroom

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    That's what you think, but all it takes is for you to get blind drunk, fancy a fumble and before you know it, you're anally penetrating a married mother of two in a Manchester hotel bedroom
    The bitch

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    The bitch
    Actually, it was one of the upper floor rooms in the Deansgate Hilton. Quite fancy, really.

    I hope they cleaned it thoroughly.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Actually, it was one of the upper floor rooms in the Deansgate Hilton. Quite fancy, really.

    I hope they cleaned it thoroughly.
    I was there last night for this media do......the food was ****ing awful

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