Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
This is the rhubarb juice, is it?

You'll go blind.
Oh, I've already drunk most of that. I came to find it quite refreshing.

No, this is some actual cider I made. It's about 7%. You're supposed to leave it in the bottle for a few months to get better, but fück that. If it's too rough, I'll just mull the fůcker.