What's your Christmas dinner menu

[SWv2]

I've had some fine times necking glass after glass of plonk from a box. The best thing about them is that you can't see how much you've had.

Best bit about them is that you just tear off the box and carry the silver bag around. A bag of wine.

It is my number 1 festival tip for the kids. None of this fúcking modern nonsense about wet wipes and phone chargers, boxes of wine.

[Burney]

Best bit about them is that you just tear off the box and carry the silver bag around. A bag of wine.

It is my number 1 festival tip for the kids. None of this fúcking modern nonsense about wet wipes and phone chargers, boxes of wine.

My tip for attending test matches where they stop you bringing loads of booze in is to take the bag out of its box and place it on the bottom of your rucksack. The people searching will see the silver and assume it's the back of a picnic blanket or something. Off you go with four bottles of wine in your bag and a good day in prospect. Also a handy pillow when it's emptied and you're wànkered.