I must say, you cricket enthusiasts give the impression that

[redgunamo]

Sport isnt about joy. It is war with rules.

Yes, if you're a German

[Burney]

Oh I don't mean this case in particular, I mean in general. Perhaps it's hard to see from the inside, but when discussing cricket you all constantly moan and whinge like little bitches. There's never any joy.

Please accept my apologies for the patriarchal language in this message.

I think the tendency to minutely criticise individual performance in cricket is a function of the game’s odd nature. Despite being a team game, it puts immense scrutiny and pressure on individuals because, at its most crucial points, it is a contest between individuals rather than a team sport. This means that fans inevitably focus on individual performance to what must seem a forensic degree for a football fan. It’s not unhappiness, it’s simply how the game works.

[Peter]

I think the tendency to minutely criticise individual performance in cricket is a function of the game’s odd nature. Despite being a team game, it puts immense scrutiny and pressure on individuals because, at its most crucial points, it is a contest between individuals rather than a team sport. This means that fans inevitably focus on individual performance to what must seem a forensic degree for a football fan. It’s not unhappiness, it’s simply how the game works.

It is also a highly technical game where decisions hinge on millimetres...

[Burney]

It is also a highly technical game where decisions hinge on millimetres...

Indeed. And one in which technical and psychological flaws are quickly and ruthlessly exposed.

So, for instance, a footballer can make a cock up and then redeem themselves by playing brilliantly for the rest of the game. The batsman has no such luxury. More often than not if he fúcks up, he’s out. That makes the scrutiny of technique and mentality highly relevant.

[Ash]

you watch the game whilst sucking on a lemon; there is a permanent sourness underlying a constant barrage of moaning about this chap's technique or that chap's decisions.

It's a bit like reading the musings of the chaps on Arsenalfan TV, if they could write.

Do all cricket types live in a state of barely suppressed rage, or is it just you guys? Either way, I've got to tell you, for the sake of your mental health, chill out dudes.

This Ashes series is on BT, so for me it isn't actually happening.

wd BT imo

[Billy Goat Sverige]

This Ashes series is on BT, so for me it isn't actually happening.

wd BT imo

I’ve gradually lost interest in the sport to be honest. Just can’t seem to get into it as much as I did say 10 to 15 years ago.

[Ash]

I’ve gradually lost interest in the sport to be honest. Just can’t seem to get into it as much as I did say 10 to 15 years ago.

Billy! Welcome back! How are you?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Billy! Welcome back! How are you?

I’m good thanks, Ash. Started a new job a few months ago and don’t get any time to slack off so haven’t been on here that much

[Peter]

This Ashes series is on BT, so for me it isn't actually happening.

wd BT imo

That, and the fact that it is on in the middle of the night....

[Luis Anaconda]

This Ashes series is on BT, so for me it isn't actually happening.

wd BT imo

Do you work for Sky News?