Now, I wouldn’t consider myself a fan of Donald Trump. However.

[Sir C]

They are all quite good.

The Jimmy Saville one was fun.

[SWv2]

The Jimmy Saville one was fun.

Did he do one about crazy people who kept household pets who may be slightly different from the perceived norm – crocodiles, tigers etc. – or am I confusing with another TV chap.

These people were clearly fúcking bat shít mental yet went their way through life as if it was in some way ordinary.

Now pets are good, I have 6 fish, you have cats and chickens though obviously I disapprove of cats, horrible fúckers. I would not however keep a crocodile in my house.

[Burney]

Did he do one about crazy people who kept household pets who may be slightly different from the perceived norm – crocodiles, tigers etc. – or am I confusing with another TV chap.

These people were clearly fúcking bat shít mental yet went their way through life as if it was in some way ordinary.

Now pets are good, I have 6 fish, you have cats and chickens though obviously I disapprove of cats, horrible fúckers. I would not however keep a crocodile in my house.

You left out the horse you keep tethered up outside, sw.

[Sir C]

You left out the horse you keep tethered up outside, sw.

He swapped it for a bag of yokes.

[Burney]

He swapped it for a bag of yokes.

I'd say his kids are forever taking it up and down in the lift.

[SWv2]

You left out the horse you keep tethered up outside, sw.

You do realise I live on the Southside?

[Burney]

You do realise I live on the Southside?

Unless it's Dublin 4, that means nothing.