Oh, and if we're doing the 'My family seat's bigger than yours' thing, here's my motherfûcking castle, bitches!
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Rumour actually has it that my grandfather won it in a game of cards. Mind you, he was also supposed to be a teetotaler. And despite not having to, he went off to fight in the second world war, though crucially, it has never been established which side he went off to fight for