Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Quite pretty, but fat. You know the type.

I actually went to her dad's funeral about a year ago. We exchanged some warm words but spoke neither of the online dating nor the shítting in a paddling pool, which I felt was a shame as either topic could have lightened the frankly depressing mood around the place.
You should have said something to the effect of 'You can **** in my paddling pool anytime' by way of a joke.

Mind you, she may have forgotten the incident and then you'd just come across as weird.