Good Lord! An actress and, God help us, an American :-(

[Sir C]

Surely Her Majesty's gynaecologist ought to have a poke about to establish the facts here?

And isn't she a bit old for kids, anyway?

Oh, I know little or nothing about the mechanics of these matters, as you know. Is she required to reproduce, do you think? We're hardly short of heirs.

[Burney]

Oh, I know little or nothing about the mechanics of these matters, as you know. Is she required to reproduce, do you think? We're hardly short of heirs.

That's true. Isn't Kate gravid again as well?

[SWv2]

And not only that, she's 36. Now as you know, I am the last person who could be accused of prurience, but an American actress of 36 years: what guarantee do we have that she is virgo intacto?

Surely you realise that the one who is married to William would have taken massive amounts of cock during her University years.

Great story for down the pub on her coronation day.

[Sir C]

Surely you realise that the one who is married to William would have taken massive amounts of cock during her University years.

Great story for down the pub on her coronation day.

How very dare you? That is your future queen!

[Burney]

Surely you realise that the one who is married to William would have taken massive amounts of cock during her University years.

Great story for down the pub on her coronation day.

As I recall, they were University sweethearts, sw. However, they did split up at one point, but while it's theoretically possible she might have gone off the rails in that period, I'm sure she actually just pined for the return of William.

[SWv2]

As I recall, they were University sweethearts, sw. However, they did split up at one point, but while it's theoretically possible she might have gone off the rails in that period, I'm sure she actually just pined for the return of William.

Heartbroken, her carefully and some say callously manipulated future in tatters, drinking pernod and black in the union bar, in tears.

I am quite sure a few chaps will have noted and seized on this chance. Not as a group mind, I am not suggesting that at all.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I imagine they figure he's now far enough from the succession for his wholly inappropriate choice of brood mare not to matter.

That said, I agree that the thing is outrageous. Americans are mongrels, for God's sake! Who knows where here forbears might be from?

EDIT: Christ alive!! I've just discovered that she's half black! :faintsdeadaway:

Wait until you see their first born - assuming that she isn't too old to conceive - you might have kittens. I'm sure old Dukie has already started polishing his racial slurs in preparation...

[Sir C]

Has young Hal lost all sense of decorum?

Christ almighty, she's a divorcee as well!

It's Wallis Simpson all over again.

[SWv2]

Christ almighty, she's a divorcee as well!

It's Wallis Simpson all over again.

His mum was a bit of a slag so he is going to be more than happy to get up on anything. It's in the genes.

[Burney]

His mum was a bit of a slag so he is going to be more than happy to get up on anything. It's in the genes.

It's a royal prince's prerogative to 'get up on' whomsoever he pleases, sw.

However, you don't go around marrying them, ffs. You didn't see Prince Charles marrying that one out of The Three Degrees he was throwing his leg over, did you?