Good Lord! An actress and, God help us, an American :-(

[Sir C]

I imagine they figure he's now far enough from the succession for his wholly inappropriate choice of brood mare not to matter.

That said, I agree that the thing is outrageous. Americans are mongrels, for God's sake! Who knows where here forbears might be from?

EDIT: Christ alive!! I've just discovered that she's half black! :faintsdeadaway:

And not only that, she's 36. Now as you know, I am the last person who could be accused of prurience, but an American actress of 36 years: what guarantee do we have that she is virgo intacto?

[Burney]

And not only that, she's 36. Now as you know, I am the last person who could be accused of prurience, but an American actress of 36 years: what guarantee do we have that she is virgo intacto?

Surely Her Majesty's gynaecologist ought to have a poke about to establish the facts here?

And isn't she a bit old for kids, anyway?

[Sir C]

Surely Her Majesty's gynaecologist ought to have a poke about to establish the facts here?

And isn't she a bit old for kids, anyway?

Oh, I know little or nothing about the mechanics of these matters, as you know. Is she required to reproduce, do you think? We're hardly short of heirs.

[Burney]

Oh, I know little or nothing about the mechanics of these matters, as you know. Is she required to reproduce, do you think? We're hardly short of heirs.

That's true. Isn't Kate gravid again as well?

[Sir C]

That's true. Isn't Kate gravid again as well?

Is she? Well there you are then. No need for the foreigner to infest the royal gene pool with Americanism.

[Burney]

Is she? Well there you are then. No need for the foreigner to infest the royal gene pool with Americanism.

Yes. We ought to insist that any progeny are excluded from the succession just to be safe, though.

[SWv2]

And not only that, she's 36. Now as you know, I am the last person who could be accused of prurience, but an American actress of 36 years: what guarantee do we have that she is virgo intacto?

Surely you realise that the one who is married to William would have taken massive amounts of cock during her University years.

Great story for down the pub on her coronation day.

[Sir C]

Surely you realise that the one who is married to William would have taken massive amounts of cock during her University years.

Great story for down the pub on her coronation day.

How very dare you? That is your future queen!

[Burney]

Surely you realise that the one who is married to William would have taken massive amounts of cock during her University years.

Great story for down the pub on her coronation day.

As I recall, they were University sweethearts, sw. However, they did split up at one point, but while it's theoretically possible she might have gone off the rails in that period, I'm sure she actually just pined for the return of William.

[SWv2]

As I recall, they were University sweethearts, sw. However, they did split up at one point, but while it's theoretically possible she might have gone off the rails in that period, I'm sure she actually just pined for the return of William.

Heartbroken, her carefully and some say callously manipulated future in tatters, drinking pernod and black in the union bar, in tears.

I am quite sure a few chaps will have noted and seized on this chance. Not as a group mind, I am not suggesting that at all.