I don't really understand Thanksgiving, to be honest. I was interrogating an American colleague about it today and it seems they just eat a big meal. There aren't any presents, no Great Escape on telly, just a big dinner and some American football. They don't even seem to get horribly drunk and pass out in front of the telly from what he told me.
It sounds really rubbish.
A day off work
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman