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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    Whilst I do admit ole JC would easily belong in my gang but he's not got a sexy bubble name nor a beard.
    These are fair points, c.

    He's still the most perfect human who ever lived, mind.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm sorry to be predictable, but 'coolest footballer'? Come now, there can be no argument, surely?

    cruyff.jpeg
    There's nothing cool about smoking.

    Is lung cancer cool? Is it? Hmmm?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    There's nothing cool about smoking.

    Is lung cancer cool? Is it? Hmmm?
    He didn't have lung cancer

    And you know smoking is cool as well as I do.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He didn't have lung cancer

    And you know smoking is cool as well as I do.
    He did have the lung cankers. They metastatatasised into his brain it say here.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Cruyff

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He did have the lung cankers. They metastatatasised into his brain it say here.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_Cruyff
    Oh it was the brain issue that kilt him. The tiny touch of lung cancer was neither here nor there to a chap like Johan.

  6. #6
    Plus his hair was too flat
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Plus his hair was too flat
    He had great hair. He had better hair than Charlie George.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He had great hair. He had better hair than Charlie George.
    No man had better anything than Charlie George you foul heretic!

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    No man had better anything than Charlie George you foul heretic!
    I've got better fingers.

    All ten of them.

    I cried when I met Charlie George, h. He gave me a cuddle.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I've got better fingers.

    All ten of them.

    I cried when I met Charlie George, h. He gave me a cuddle.
    When I managed to get an invite to Robert McAlpine's suite at the Emirates I was told there would be a very good chance of meeting him. I mean really meeting him and sitting down to pre-match dinner with him.

    I was going to ask him about the period before he left for Derby when Bertie Mee stubbornly benched him every week and was he aware of the "We want Charlie" cries from the North Bank and the "Bertie Mee's a deaf man" chants. In addition to prostrating myself before him and calling him my Liege of course.

    He never made it that day c. he was unwell

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